Enjoy another blog from our favorite guest blogger (okay, our only guest blogger), Libby:
Life is fun, god knows you have to laugh at yourself. What’s better than laughing? Blogging.
I’ve fallen; oh crap I may have broken my hip
I fell yesterday at work. I tripped going up the stairs. The only thing that hurt worse than my knees was my dignity. Thankfully there was only one other witness to my spectacular performance, a co-worker who was kind enough to be concerned and gracious enough not to laugh. She had every right to laugh. I would have. Apparently I’m not a very nice person.
I ended up doing my best impression of superman, (sans cape), as I was sprawled out on the landing. To add to the spectacle I had a full glass of pop in my hand that by some miracle I managed to throw forward so I wasn’t swimming in Coke Zero.
For some time I’ve been at the “I’ll turn into a pumpkin if we start a movie after 8:30” age, but now I fear I’m dangerously close to “I might break a hip if I fall” age. When the hell did that happen?
The new morning goodbye at my house:
Husband: “Have a great day”
Me: “You too”
Husband: “I love you”
Me: “I love you too”
Husband: “Drive safely”
Me: “You too”
Husband: “Don’t fall”
Me: “Ugh”
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