S: “How is Jack?”
Amy: “Jack is still home. I woke him for school and he typed “don’t go. Mom. Feel bad.” So he is back in bed sound asleep. Bob stayed home so I could train this morning. Now we are going to the farm to get a flat bed so my truck can pull the freshman float for the parade at 4:30.”
Amy: “I could so use a gin and tonic”
K: “LOL! You should get a load on and pull the float. Drive across the the field. The athletic director would love that.”
Diane: ” As they say, it’s dinner time somewhere! Would make driving the float way more entertaining.”
K: “Sure. that’s what “they” say! Typical non drinker f’ing up a perfectly good saying.”
Diane: “Oops! What is the saying??”
Amy: ” it’s 5 o’clock somewhere. Who cares about food?”
Diane : ” Laughing too hard to comment.”
K: “Seriously! Time to eat you party animal.”
Diane: “Me! Who cares about gin and tonic??”
Amy : “That is so wrong. Don’t ever speak those words. Again.”
S: “Just don’t crash the float!”
Diane : “i’m still giggling!!” “I have to do concessions with you tonight. You better be able to wrap a hotdog and do basic math!”
K: “I wouldn’t trust her.”
S: “Diane, it actually made me laugh too! If u listening to country music u would ahve known the saying. There is a song called it’s 5 o’clock somewhere.”
Amy: “I can wrap a hotdog. Making change? Not gonna happen.”
Diane: “I was on the right track. I just had a word or two off. Same basic meaning! I’m sure you can wrap a hot dog if ya know what I mean!”
K: “Oh boy! Here come the stupid hot dog jokes! I hope bob isn’t working or it will turn into a Lucy and Ethel skit.”
Amy: “Bob has a gig. He is missing out. I wanna be Lucy thou. Ethel is more Diane’s speed.”
Diane: “What the hell does that mean??
Amy: “Lucy doesn’t give a shit and Ethel cleans up behind her.”
K: “Amy is definitely Lucy and Diane is definitely Ethel!”
S: “Have to say I agree that Amy is Lucy and Diane ur Ethel.”
Diane: “So does that make Bob Ricky and John, Fred??”
Amy: Definitely!!
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