Back fat. GRRRRR

September 2, 2013 by Amy 0 comments

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Amy:  It’s official.  I have back fat.

Amy: When the heck were you guys gonna tell me?

Amy: This. Is. NOT. Good.

 

Diane: I’m laughing too hard to formulate a response.

Amy: Ok.  Then I hate you.

Amy: This is not a time to laugh.

Amy: This. Is. Serious.

 

Diane:   That’s harsh but…

Diane: I told you I DON’T WEAR RACER BACKS ANYMORE!!!  They don’t help the situation.

Amy:  Honestly, I could vomit but I don’t want to waste my glass of wine.

 

Kristen:  What are we talking about?!

 

Amy: Well, that explains it.  I’m wearing a racer back bra.  Read the feed Kristen!

 

Diane:  Back fat happens with age even if you weigh 99 lbs!

 

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