I’m falling and I can’t get up

I just turned my head and got a crick in my neck and now I can’t move. WTF!!

I turned 45 a few weeks ago and things are starting to go downhill. I’m officially wearing reading glasses, I have two pulled muscles in my legs from playing softball, some unidentifiable marks on my face and my hand has been cramping by itself for a past few days. I know if you are 45 or older you’re smiling. I’ve heard all of your stories but I never really thought it would happen to me. Waah! I’m the athletic, fun one with no worries and no problems (unlike everyone else). Now I’m beginning to feel like this is the beginning of the end. What’s next? Bladder problems?  Life Strides?

I’m hanging on hard to my youth but it’s getting a bit more difficult.

If you see me this weekend and I don’t wave don’t feel bad, I can’t turn my head to see you AND I need my glasses to recognize you..

P.S. Happy 44th birthday today Amy. You’re next!!

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  • Lily June 13, 2013, 6:41 pm

    You are flat out hilarious sister…I see a book in the works here…hand cramping (check) peepers galore (check) random pains (check). I’m hoping to avoid a. Toe separators b. salve of any kind (otherwise known as ointment) c. Kleenex tucked in my sleeve

    Keep up the hilarious work
    Lily

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  • Barbara Roeckel June 21, 2013, 6:52 pm

    Here ya sista – 45 since February and my vision is pissing me off. Have looked at that reading glasses stand at the BB&Beyond, not giving in quite yet. Stubborn. That is all I have to say. Stubborn. That has not worn with age – HAHA.

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