*If you give your hubby some lovin’ chances are, you will make him really happy.
Then, coincidentally, you will travel to Florida to visit your mother. You will get a UTI in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, which will warrant a $300 visit to the ER for antibiotics.
Chances are, you will start to feel better and enjoy the warm weather.
Then, you will come home from your peaceful vacation and BOOM! You will have a major allergic reaction to the antibiotic prescribed to you to cure the UTI that you got from TAKING CARE OF YOUR HUSBAND.
A reaction that gives you a FULL body rash and a fever of 103 degrees that also requires ANOTHER $300 visit to the ER for IV steroids and a day of missed work.
Chances are, you will start to feel better and then, because God has a strange sense of humor, you will get a yeast infection from the antibiotics that were prescribed to you to cure the $600 urinary tract infection that also happened to produce a raging full body rash you got from, TAKING CARE OF YOUR HUSBAND.
Chances are…. if you give your husband some lovin…he will want more.
*Based on the Children’s book “If you give a Mouse a Cookie.”