I got some titillating junk mail today. It’s what I’ve always dreamed about AND its FREE!
I kind of want to click on the link to see if I’m on the list.. Or maybe you guys are on it? (I always knew some of you were sluts – yes, you know who you are…)
Did they get this info from Ashley Madison? And, if they want to give it to me for free, what’s in it for them? Once they know I like free sluts, what comes next? Men willing to clean my house for free? Or give me a full body massage for free while feeding me warm buttered bread and wine?
I’m going to pass on this incredible offer so your secret’s safe for now..