The 12 Days of Hardly Getting By Christmas

On the 1^st day of HGB Christmas, my life gave to me…

Solar lights that do not light my tree

On the 2^nd day of HGB Christmas, my life gave to me…

Two family dramas and solar lights that do not light my tree

On the 3^rd day of HGB Christmas, my life gave to me…

Three obligatory cookie exchanges, two family dramas and solar lights that do not light my tree

On the 4^th day of HGB Christmas, my life gave to me…

Four forced family interactions, three obligatory cookie exchanges, two family dramas and solar lights that do not light my tree

On the 5^th day of HGB Christmas, my life gave to me…

FIVE EXTRA POUNDS, four forced family interactions, three obligatory cookie exchanges, two family dramas and solar lights that do not light my tree

On the 6^th day of HGB Christmas, my life gave to me…

Six pairs of tight pants, FIVE EXTRA POUNDS, four forced family interactions, three obligatory cookie exchanges, two family dramas and solar lights that do not light my tree

On the 7^th day of HGB Christmas, my life gave to me…

Seven presents I can’t afford, six pairs of tight pants, FIVE EXTRA POUNDS, four forced family interactions, three obligatory cookie exchanges, two family dramas and solar lights that do not light my tree

On the 8^th day of HGB Christmas, my life gave to me…

Eight bragging Christmas cards, seven presents I can’t afford, six pairs of tight pants, FIVE EXTRA POUNDS, four forced family interactions, three obligatory cookie exchanges, two family dramas and solar lights that do not light my tree

On the 9^th day of HGB Christmas, my life gave to me…

Nine $100 trips to Target, eight bragging Christmas cards, seven presents I can’t afford, six pairs of tight pants, FIVE EXTRA POUNDS, four forced family interactions, three obligatory cookie exchanges, two family dramas and solar lights that do not light my tree

On the 10^th day of HGB Christmas, my life gave to me…

Ten aggressive carolers, nine $100 trips to Target, eight bragging Christmas cards, seven presents I can’t afford, six pairs of tight pants, FIVE EXTRA POUNDS, four forced family interactions, three obligatory cookie exchanges, two family dramas and solar lights that do not light my tree

On the 11^th day of HGB Christmas, my life gave to me…

Eleven deliveries from Amazon, ten aggressive carolers, nine $100 trips to Target, eight bragging Christmas cards, seven presents I can’t afford, six pairs of tight pants, FIVE EXTRA POUNDS, four forced family interactions, three obligatory cookie exchanges, two family dramas and solar lights that do not light my tree

On the 12^th day of HGB Christmas, my life gave to me…

Twelve missed workouts, eleven deliveries from Amazon, Ten aggressive carolers, nine $100 trips to Target, eight bragging Christmas cards, seven presents I can’t afford, six pairs of tight pants, FIVE EXTRA POUNDS, four forced family interactions, three obligatory cookie exchanges, two family dramas and solar lights that do not light my tree

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!